Friday, May 7, 2010

The techno-toxic shayars - Part -3

Alright this one was supposed to be Part-2 but what the heck...read on for some more techno- shayris....remember the "Tower of hanoi?"...yeah keep moving.

This is probably the best thread out of the three...thanks to Sakshar to a large extent!

----Saurabh Singh
Geek Shayri of the Day.....
Unke pyar ko hum log(n) problem samajh ke machalte rahe...
Aur woh NP-Hard problem banke humein zindagi bhar chalte rahe....

----Bhavik Doshi
Wah wah chalo algorithm course ka kuch fyda to hua
----Sakshar Thakkar
Apne hi goal post me kyoon goal karta hai...
Gaur Farmaaiyega
Apne hi goal post me kyoon goal karta hai...
Tu kya recursion hai jo khud ko call karta hai?

----Saurabh Singh
Wah wah
Pavan sahab ki shayri hai dhyan dijiyega.....
Humne toh apni girlfriend ko private declare kiya tha.....
Par friend function bankar tune usko bhi access kar liya

Wah wah kabile taarif
----Sakshar Thakkar
Waah janaab...mukarrar...
----Devang Verma
sahi hai sahi hai kachuye....proud proud feeling aa rahi hai mujhe....
@Sakshar tooo good.......
----Sakshar Thakkar
geek-e-mehfil me ek aur sher pesh karna chaahunga....
Mere Dil ke Stumps Udaa dene vaali Brett Lee Hai Tu...
(Mujhe Gay Mat Samaz e FARAZ;
Mujhe Gay Mat Samaz e FARAZ,
yeh Figure of Speech hai. ) //This is inner class shaayri
Mere Dil ke Stumps Udaa dene vaali Brett Lee Hai Tu...
Jisse Main Uniquely Identifiable Hoon, woh Primary Key Hai Tu.

----Saurabh Singh
WAH WAH WAH WAH...Geek shayri ke Galib ho aap....Salaaam fek riya hun catch kar lena
----Devang Verma
WaH WaH WaH WaH(sine wave)
----Saurabh Singh
IS Geeky kadi mein do ladiyaan aur pesh karne ki ijazat chahta hun.....

Apne pyaar ko humne yun compile karke rakha hai....apne dil ko humne....yun compile karke rakha hai......har ladki ke dil mein jo run kar jaaye woh Java byte code bana ke rakha hai!
----Devang Verma
chi chi chi chi kya ganda wala mara bhaggu bhaggu........
----Saurabh Singh
Geek-e-mehfil ke organizer ke khilaaf ye gustakhi mehengi padegi janab...
----Sakshar Thakkar
@Bhaiya,
koi bhi do objects ko bina hashcode ke bhi match kar lenge;
aaj tu Salaam to kyaa Exception bhi fekega to catch kar lenge..

----Devang Verma
yeh tum logon ne kya naach gana laga rakha hai....abhi ELCTRONICS wale ki shayari suno......
Rocket tu meri.....mein tera fire.....
Rocket tu meri.....mein tera fire.....
Woofer tu meri........mein tera amplifier.........
:)

----Anupam Choudhari
Taaro ko pakadneki koshish ki, (Try-catch)
Apne Dil ko aapke taraf phenk diya, (Throw)
Aur toh aur aapko ek heera bhent diya, (Finally)
Jawaab nahi aaya toh nikat se jaancha, (Debug)
Aapke Exception se humne uttar jaan liya!

----Saurabh Singh
Wahhhhh wahhhhh dil jeet liya sakshar aur anupam bhai....as for devangs fake shayri
Arz kiya hai.....
Is mehfil mein har koi compiler tod shayri kar raha hai.....koi Java toh koi C++ kar raha hai....aur tu nikamma abtak baitha pseudo code likh raha hai
----Vishal Goradia
just the keep the ball rolling..

tune recursion ka naam lekar bezakova ki yaad dila di... aaj assignments ke bina bhi JAVA ne doston ki mehfil jama di..
----Sakshar Thakkar
Dushman na kare dost ne wo kaam kiya hai...
Geek-e-mehfil me Bezakova ka naam liya hai...

----Anupam Choudhari
Guitar mein humne C# bajaane ki koshish ki, Hume koi bataaye ki humne aisi kya galti kar di, Ki soorilay geeto ki dhun besoori nikal aayi!!
---Sakshar Thakkar
Java vaale naa baja sake C# aur C# vaale naa baja sake Java;
Guitar me language bajaao ge to besura hi paaoge na baawa!!!

----Amogh Badwe
wah wah....kya baat hai...
yaha thoda gaur farmaaiyega janaab.coming from db cluster student

java,c++,algos ki yeh dard bhari yaade puraani
magar sql queries banaye yeh shaam suhaani

----Sagar Kotak
is mehfil ko aise na rukao....chalo issi bahane ek aur shayri sunao...
hazaaron khwaish thi aisi ke har course kaminsky ke le....par har line main bug nikle....Bahut Nikle mere code mein bug, Magar phir bhi kam nikle....

----Sakshar Thakkar
mughtalakhe-momkin-e-chashm Kotak jaan ne bakhubi la-ilayat ghamkhe-parkhin farmaaya hain...
Kotak ki haazir-e-shaamiighil se roshan geek-e-mehfil ka har ek kona hai....
Kotak ki haazir-e-shaamiighil se roshan geek-e-mehfil ka har ek kona hai.......
(hazur kaminski ke class se bhi zyaada ghaur farmaaiyega agli kadi pe)
sone pe suhaage ka to suna hoga, kotak suhaage pe sona hai...

----Amogh Badwe
subhan allahh sakshar sahab.isi baat pe hum tumhe ek raat ke liye ek kaneez pesh karna chahenge.hume aasha hai aap yeh tohfa kabool kare.
---Sakshar Thakkar
maafi chaahta hun...
*haazir-e-shaamilghi...
----Vishal Goradia
tumne ki galti urdu main.. par humne maaf kar diya.. humne ki galti syntax main.. par sarkar ne C de diya.. :P
----Saurabh Singh
WAH WAH WAH Goradia....Kotak...Sakhshar...Amogh.....Geek-e-Mehfil ke is shaam mein aap logon ne jo madmast nagme pesh kiye wah wah....Kotak saab ne toh aaj hamein shayri suna ke hamare bug bug...err mera matlab rag rag mein josh jaga diya
----Saurabh Singh
C++ main likhta hun Java na samajhna....
Pass by reference kiya hai value na samajhna.....

----Anupam Choudhari
Wah Thakkar-e-alam, maan gaye! Ab Ek Jaam editors ke naam - -
Pico me khola toh emacs ne pukaara, VIM ke modes nahi toh mere chords se bhi paa chutkaara!
----Sakshar Thakkar
teri aankho ki gehraayion kaa yeh kaisa vyasan ho gaya;
teri aankhi ki gehraayion kaa yeh kaisa vyasan ho gaya;
Recursion karne ka tha Traversion ho gaya.

----Sagar Kotak
geek-e-mehfil main ek aur shayri...aur ye hum sab RIT ke coders ke liye...
Saari umar hum
Kaminsky ke Coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do...
Jeene do
Saari umar hum
Bezakova ke Errors fix kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do
Saari umar hum
Hemaspandra ke Nightouts kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

The techno-toxic shayars - Part -2

Alright, i was really pleased with the results of my little experiment and wanted to do this one more time.....so again just to spark the fire i posted some more drivel....read on!

Now this is where all the techno action began....just so you don't abuse me later some of the stuff below is highly ITish (NAW) so if you think the 'Tower of Hanoi' is a tower in hanoi then please move on....

----Saurabh Singh
Arz kiya hai FARAZ( Irshad chahunga Sakshar Thakkar, Devang Verma, Anand
Kulkarni, Manan Doshi, Anupam Choudhari, Amogh Badwe)
Hamein chod kar chala gaya hamara woh Humsafar....
Uski yaadon se ho gaya overflow hamara Memory Buffer....

----Pankaj Soni
wha wha bhaiya wha... (I did not weed this comment out because Pankazzz
is a technically challenged MBA and yet seems to get the joke!)

----Sakshar Thakkar
Irshaad kubul kijiega...
wohh lamhe, woh yaade, hum kabhi nahi bhulaa paate;
memory ke buffer se guzar jaate hain jo makaam wo phir nahi aate.
Woh phir nahi aate.

----Anupam Choudhari
Arz kiya hai...
Aapko bhoolne mein is dil ne kitne zulm sahey,
Aapko bhoolne mein iss dil ne itne zulm sahey,
Zaalim usmein Backdoor banana bhool gaye!!

----Sakshar Thakkar
lagi aaj saavan ki fir woh zadi thi;
hamaare liye wo khaufnaakh ghadi thi;
hum ne socha tumhe bhulaa diya humne
par mitaai hui woh yaaden recycle bin me padi thi.

----Saurabh Singh
Humnein teri yaadon ko dil ke raid backup mein rakh liya......
zaalim tune dil tod ke mera mujhe zindagi se shift+delete kar diya.....

----Devang Verma
dil tod ke mera mujhe zindagi se shift+delete kar diya........
dil tod ke mera mujhe zindagi se shift+delete kar diya........
agar hang hua toh end task using ctl+alt+delete kar diya......

----Urvi Tanna
HA.. i hav a better one
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…

----Saurabh Singh
Lahaulvilakuvat Mohtarma.....original shayriyon ke beech aapka ye copy
paste raas nai aaya....jaao kuch original leke aao
----Anupam Choudhari
Tasveeron ko private bananeki kadvi chaal kheli aapne,
Meethe Cookies ne waapas dilaye woh khoye sapne!
Un sapnon ke saayein mein aaj marte hai hum,
Clear Private Data karte toh, dard hota tha kum!

----Sakshar Thakkar
Hamaare Rasm-O-Rivaaz thode Judaa hai;
Hamaare Rasm-O-Rivaaz thode Judaa hai;
C hamaara Ishwar aur java khuda hai.

----Sakshar Thakkar
24 ke fan log...zara Ghaur farmaaiyega ...

Jab tumhaari yaadon ko memory se mitaane Garbage Collector aayega;
Jab tumhaari yaadon ko memory se mitaane Garbage Collector aayega;
Tum to kyaa Jack Bauer bhi use rok nahi paayega....

----Saurabh Singh
Hahahahaha.....main in sab shayriyon ka ek blog banane waala hun
----Urvi Tanna
thik hia...aap itni guzarish kar rahe ho toh hum kuch original pesh karte hai.. (NOTE: this is not a dedication..zyada khush mat hona)
tu cheez badi hai mast mast..
tu cheez badi hai mast mast..
jaise spicy cheese pizza with cheese burst crust...


------------------------(some parts hereon were hijacked by lou bards)------
----Manan Doshi
nahi hota overflow memory buffer dost ke chale jaanese ....

nahi hota overflow memory buffer dost ke chale jaanese .........

yeh to hota hai tujse mote dost(saubs) ko pointer ke aage lagane se....

----Saurabh Singh
@Urvi thanks thanks....

@manan
Maashuk ne jo kardi hamari taarif....
Aaya tumhare dil mein terror......
Crash karke program mera....
Feka dune 'Access Denied' ka error!!

----Urvi Tanna
hehehehe.... *sweet* !!!!
----Anupam Choudhari
Python jaise pavitra ratna Perl ko zehereela banata hai, Waise C pe agar shaap lag jaaye toh hum OOPs bolte hai!!
----Urvi Tanna
tere dil ne kiya mujhe ping ... tere dil ne kiya mujhe ping...britannia biscuit tin tin ti ding :P :P
----Manan Doshi
try kiya tune saubs to humne throw kiya exception..........

try kiya tune saubs to humne throw kiya exception..........

catch kiya tune to finally mila rejection.........wahwah

----Saurabh Singh
ganda ganda chee...aaj JD nai maara kya
----Manan Doshi
@urvi
mere dil ne kya kiya ping too aap krne lage sing........

mere dil ne kya kiya ping too aap krne lage sing........
hum bhi krne lage sing to aap ne keh diya tin tin ti..ding

----Devang Verma
Manan ki koshish jaari hai ek toh achchi marega shayari.....try manan try........
----Devang Verma
try again manan.......
----Saurabh Singh
Kasam se.... Haggruuu
April 9 at 3:42pm via Email Reply ·
----Devang Verma
@Bhaiyya hahahhaha tere code ko dynamic banane ke liye PHP dalu kya?
----Anupam Choudhari
LOL... Ek Number
----Manan Doshi
jeetne wale try nahi karte...
----Devang Verma
@Manan jeetne wale kabhi try nahi karte.........
aur harke jitane wale ko Bazigar kehate hai.........
----Manan Doshi
wah wah...peti lao...sir stage ready hai..saaaaaaaaaaaaaa adab arz hai....(5 ccents to nana)
----Devang Verma
chi chi chi...... Nana ke dialogue ka rate abhi tak 5 cent hi hai kya........
Mere dialogue ka rate dekho aasman chu raha hai 25cent babuji 25cent......Abhi woh din door nahi jab mein Bhaiyya ki company kharid lunga aur mere dialogues open source nahi rahenge......hihihi

----Saurabh Singh
Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.....aaasmaan wahwah.....tere dialogue ko poori open source shayar community enhance kar rahi hai obviously rate badhega
----Devang Verma
@manan hahahhaha woh toh thik hai manan par mere dialogues ka sawal hai....aise open source achche nahi lagte aisa lagta hai ghar ki sushil bahu miami ke beach par bikini mein 8 logo ke saath ghum rahi hai.............
----Saurabh Singh
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha....maine keyboard pe coffee thuk di hahahahahahaha
----Manan Doshi
hahahahaha lol cannot stop laughing
----Saurabh Singh
really.....office mein 3-4 log dekhke gaye ye chu kaiko has raha hai lol...
----Anand Kulkarni
peeetttiiii laoooooooooooooooo ! tabalji ; "thok thol ; ready sir".... SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... AADAB ARZ HAI !!!!
----Anand Kulkarni
suhil bahu on miami beach !!! this qualifies to the competition of dialogue of the season finalists...
----Saurabh Singh
Absolutely....this is in the same league as 'Doodh l*** pe latka hai" amazing
----Anand Kulkarni
sawall..this dialogue has been entered in the notepad by veto power.. i didnt have to ask the senate members.. cos i know the result !its going to be 100 % YES !
Manan Doshi
seems like new name for savita
bhabhi
----Devang Verma
@manan clear kar name kya hai "sorry man" ke "sushil bahu"?
----Saurabh Singh
Par Savita sushil nai ha ba.....asusheel hai
----Devang Verma
@bhaiyya asusheel hona toh andar ki baat hai aise publicly nahi bolane ka.......
----Saurabh Singh
Sirf doodh waale,paper waale, cable waale, ice cream waale etc waalon ko pata hai
----Devang Verma
Devang Verma
hahhahahahhah hohohohhoho
aankhon mein se aansu aa gaye bhaiyye......hahahhaha
----Amogh Badwe
saala poora din facebook nahi check kiya,abhi dekha 63 notifications.bahut naach gaana hua saala.
notepad update karna padega aaj is session ke baad
----Ankit Joshi
@saubs, yaar tum log bhul jaate ho ki tum log yeh doodh waali baat sabko bata chuke ho........
----Devang Verma
@amogh Wah Tins wah..... Dil khush kar diya.......63 notifications....... Sahi hai.....



And that's when people ran out of juice....some of them here are EPIC some lame....but was a truly fun day!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

The techno-toxic shayars - Part -1

I've been procrastinating on this too long, I've been wanting to compile the often EPIC shayris on facebook by me (ahem yeah i do rate myself highly) and my other tech drunk shayars....presenting here the first part...probably where it all began....not true to the heading though since this one isn't really very techish(NAW - Not A Word)

I was essentially a bit restless before lunch time at work and decided to let some of my creativity out......


----Saurabh Singh10 minutes to lunch Shayri...gor kijiyega Sakshar Thakkar saab...
Uski yaad mein faraz main soya nahi saari raat...
Subah woh milke muskuraye toh hum le aaye baraat...
Par usne samajh ke izzat ko khairat...
Maar di hamari hamari g*** pe laat

----Sakshar Thakkar
waah waah waah waah...mukarrar...
ab aap gaur farmaaiyega...
Aisi laaton se khafa naa ho FARAZ;
ke Laat gai to Raat gai aur Raat gai to Baat gai...

----Abhishta Kamath
bhaiya ke sawaal ka jawaab :
guzri hui raat pe mat karna gaur .....
unse kehna 'ufff .. yahi ada kheeche mujhe teri ore'

aadab !
----Bhavik Gandhi
Gosh you guys are awesome. Are those Original?
----Saurabh Singh
Mat pooch FARAZ ki ye shayri original hai ya Fake...
Just enjoy the joke for gods sake!

----Amogh Badwe
yaha bhi thoda gaur farmayiye janaab...aadaab...
garaj garaj kar barse woh shabd,jaise saawan jhoome
jisko yeh pasand na aaye faraz,aake meri g*** choome



That was pretty good I thought, we all seemed to have the knack for some awesome bull. Little did i know about the things to come!...read the next post for details :)

P.S. I have edited the thread to weed out the wah wah's :D