The techno-toxic shayars - Part -2

Alright, i was really pleased with the results of my little experiment and wanted to do this one more time.....so again just to spark the fire i posted some more drivel....read on!

Now this is where all the techno action began....just so you don't abuse me later some of the stuff below is highly ITish (NAW) so if you think the 'Tower of Hanoi' is a tower in hanoi then please move on....

----Saurabh Singh
Arz kiya hai FARAZ( Irshad chahunga Sakshar Thakkar, Devang Verma, Anand
Kulkarni, Manan Doshi, Anupam Choudhari, Amogh Badwe)
Hamein chod kar chala gaya hamara woh Humsafar....
Uski yaadon se ho gaya overflow hamara Memory Buffer....
----Pankaj Soni
wha wha bhaiya wha... (I did not weed this comment out because Pankazzz
is a technically challenged MBA and yet seems to get the joke!)
----Sakshar Thakkar
Irshaad kubul kijiega...
wohh lamhe, woh yaade, hum kabhi nahi bhulaa paate;
memory ke buffer se guzar jaate hain jo makaam wo phir nahi aate.
Woh phir nahi aate.
----Anupam Choudhari
Arz kiya hai...
Aapko bhoolne mein is dil ne kitne zulm sahey,
Aapko bhoolne mein iss dil ne itne zulm sahey,
Zaalim usmein Backdoor banana bhool gaye!!
----Sakshar Thakkar
lagi aaj saavan ki fir woh zadi thi;
hamaare liye wo khaufnaakh ghadi thi;
hum ne socha tumhe bhulaa diya humne
par mitaai hui woh yaaden recycle bin me padi thi.
----Saurabh Singh
Humnein teri yaadon ko dil ke raid backup mein rakh liya......
zaalim tune dil tod ke mera mujhe zindagi se shift+delete kar diya.....
----Devang Verma
dil tod ke mera mujhe zindagi se shift+delete kar diya........
dil tod ke mera mujhe zindagi se shift+delete kar diya........
agar hang hua toh end task using ctl+alt+delete kar diya......
----Urvi Tanna
HA.. i hav a better one
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
----Saurabh Singh
Lahaulvilakuvat Mohtarma.....original shayriyon ke beech aapka ye copy
paste raas nai aaya....jaao kuch original leke aao
----Anupam Choudhari
Tasveeron ko private bananeki kadvi chaal kheli aapne,
Meethe Cookies ne waapas dilaye woh khoye sapne!
Un sapnon ke saayein mein aaj marte hai hum,
Clear Private Data karte toh, dard hota tha kum!
----Sakshar Thakkar
Hamaare Rasm-O-Rivaaz thode Judaa hai;
Hamaare Rasm-O-Rivaaz thode Judaa hai;
C hamaara Ishwar aur java khuda hai.
----Sakshar Thakkar
24 ke fan log...zara Ghaur farmaaiyega ...

Jab tumhaari yaadon ko memory se mitaane Garbage Collector aayega;
Jab tumhaari yaadon ko memory se mitaane Garbage Collector aayega;
Tum to kyaa Jack Bauer bhi use rok nahi paayega....
----Saurabh Singh
Hahahahaha.....main in sab shayriyon ka ek blog banane waala hun
----Urvi Tanna
thik hia...aap itni guzarish kar rahe ho toh hum kuch original pesh karte hai.. (NOTE: this is not a dedication..zyada khush mat hona)
tu cheez badi hai mast mast..
tu cheez badi hai mast mast..
jaise spicy cheese pizza with cheese burst crust...

------------------------(some parts hereon were hijacked by lou bards)------
----Manan Doshi
nahi hota overflow memory buffer dost ke chale jaanese ....

nahi hota overflow memory buffer dost ke chale jaanese .........

yeh to hota hai tujse mote dost(saubs) ko pointer ke aage lagane se....
----Saurabh Singh
@Urvi thanks thanks....

@manan
Maashuk ne jo kardi hamari taarif....
Aaya tumhare dil mein terror......
Crash karke program mera....
Feka dune 'Access Denied' ka error!!
----Urvi Tanna
hehehehe.... *sweet* !!!!
----Anupam Choudhari
Python jaise pavitra ratna Perl ko zehereela banata hai, Waise C pe agar shaap lag jaaye toh hum OOPs bolte hai!!
----Urvi Tanna
tere dil ne kiya mujhe ping ... tere dil ne kiya mujhe ping...britannia biscuit tin tin ti ding :P :P
----Manan Doshi
try kiya tune saubs to humne throw kiya exception..........

try kiya tune saubs to humne throw kiya exception..........

catch kiya tune to finally mila rejection.........wahwah
----Saurabh Singh
ganda ganda chee...aaj JD nai maara kya
----Manan Doshi
@urvi
mere dil ne kya kiya ping too aap krne lage sing........

mere dil ne kya kiya ping too aap krne lage sing........
hum bhi krne lage sing to aap ne keh diya tin tin ti..ding
----Devang Verma
Manan ki koshish jaari hai ek toh achchi marega shayari.....try manan try........
----Devang Verma
try again manan.......
----Saurabh Singh
Kasam se.... Haggruuu
April 9 at 3:42pm via Email Reply ·
----Devang Verma
@Bhaiyya hahahhaha tere code ko dynamic banane ke liye PHP dalu kya?
----Anupam Choudhari
LOL... Ek Number
----Manan Doshi
jeetne wale try nahi karte...
----Devang Verma
@Manan jeetne wale kabhi try nahi karte.........
aur harke jitane wale ko Bazigar kehate hai.........
----Manan Doshi
wah wah...peti lao...sir stage ready hai..saaaaaaaaaaaaaa adab arz hai....(5 ccents to nana)
----Devang Verma
chi chi chi...... Nana ke dialogue ka rate abhi tak 5 cent hi hai kya........
Mere dialogue ka rate dekho aasman chu raha hai 25cent babuji 25cent......Abhi woh din door nahi jab mein Bhaiyya ki company kharid lunga aur mere dialogues open source nahi rahenge......hihihi
----Saurabh Singh
Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.....aaasmaan wahwah.....tere dialogue ko poori open source shayar community enhance kar rahi hai obviously rate badhega
----Devang Verma
@manan hahahhaha woh toh thik hai manan par mere dialogues ka sawal hai....aise open source achche nahi lagte aisa lagta hai ghar ki sushil bahu miami ke beach par bikini mein 8 logo ke saath ghum rahi hai.............
----Saurabh Singh
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha....maine keyboard pe coffee thuk di hahahahahahaha
----Manan Doshi
hahahahaha lol cannot stop laughing
----Saurabh Singh
really.....office mein 3-4 log dekhke gaye ye chu kaiko has raha hai lol...
----Anand Kulkarni
peeetttiiii laoooooooooooooooo ! tabalji ; "thok thol ; ready sir".... SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... AADAB ARZ HAI !!!!
----Anand Kulkarni
suhil bahu on miami beach !!! this qualifies to the competition of dialogue of the season finalists...
----Saurabh Singh
Absolutely....this is in the same league as 'Doodh l*** pe latka hai" amazing
----Anand Kulkarni
sawall..this dialogue has been entered in the notepad by veto power.. i didnt have to ask the senate members.. cos i know the result !its going to be 100 % YES !
Manan Doshi
seems like new name for savita
bhabhi
----Devang Verma
@manan clear kar name kya hai "sorry man" ke "sushil bahu"?
----Saurabh Singh
Par Savita sushil nai ha ba.....asusheel hai
----Devang Verma
@bhaiyya asusheel hona toh andar ki baat hai aise publicly nahi bolane ka.......
----Saurabh Singh
Sirf doodh waale,paper waale, cable waale, ice cream waale etc waalon ko pata hai
----Devang Verma
Devang Verma
hahhahahahhah hohohohhoho
aankhon mein se aansu aa gaye bhaiyye......hahahhaha
----Amogh Badwe
saala poora din facebook nahi check kiya,abhi dekha 63 notifications.bahut naach gaana hua saala.
notepad update karna padega aaj is session ke baad
----Ankit Joshi
@saubs, yaar tum log bhul jaate ho ki tum log yeh doodh waali baat sabko bata chuke ho........
----Devang Verma
@amogh Wah Tins wah..... Dil khush kar diya.......63 notifications....... Sahi hai.....



And that's when people ran out of juice....some of them here are EPIC some lame....but was a truly fun day!