The techno-toxic shayars - Part -3

Alright this one was supposed to be Part-2 but what the heck...read on for some more techno- shayris....remember the "Tower of hanoi?"...yeah keep moving.

This is probably the best thread out of the three...thanks to Sakshar to a large extent!

----Saurabh Singh
Geek Shayri of the Day.....
Unke pyar ko hum log(n) problem samajh ke machalte rahe...
Aur woh NP-Hard problem banke humein zindagi bhar chalte rahe....
----Bhavik Doshi
Wah wah chalo algorithm course ka kuch fyda to hua
----Sakshar Thakkar
Apne hi goal post me kyoon goal karta hai...
Gaur Farmaaiyega
Apne hi goal post me kyoon goal karta hai...
Tu kya recursion hai jo khud ko call karta hai?
----Saurabh Singh
Wah wah
Pavan sahab ki shayri hai dhyan dijiyega.....
Humne toh apni girlfriend ko private declare kiya tha.....
Par friend function bankar tune usko bhi access kar liya
Wah wah kabile taarif
----Sakshar Thakkar
Waah janaab...mukarrar...
----Devang Verma
sahi hai sahi hai kachuye....proud proud feeling aa rahi hai mujhe....
@Sakshar tooo good.......
----Sakshar Thakkar
geek-e-mehfil me ek aur sher pesh karna chaahunga....
Mere Dil ke Stumps Udaa dene vaali Brett Lee Hai Tu...
(Mujhe Gay Mat Samaz e FARAZ;
Mujhe Gay Mat Samaz e FARAZ,
yeh Figure of Speech hai. ) //This is inner class shaayri
Mere Dil ke Stumps Udaa dene vaali Brett Lee Hai Tu...
Jisse Main Uniquely Identifiable Hoon, woh Primary Key Hai Tu.
----Saurabh Singh
WAH WAH WAH WAH...Geek shayri ke Galib ho aap....Salaaam fek riya hun catch kar lena
----Devang Verma
WaH WaH WaH WaH(sine wave)
----Saurabh Singh
IS Geeky kadi mein do ladiyaan aur pesh karne ki ijazat chahta hun.....

Apne pyaar ko humne yun compile karke rakha hai....apne dil ko humne....yun compile karke rakha hai......har ladki ke dil mein jo run kar jaaye woh Java byte code bana ke rakha hai!
----Devang Verma
chi chi chi chi kya ganda wala mara bhaggu bhaggu........
----Saurabh Singh
Geek-e-mehfil ke organizer ke khilaaf ye gustakhi mehengi padegi janab...
----Sakshar Thakkar
@Bhaiya,
koi bhi do objects ko bina hashcode ke bhi match kar lenge;
aaj tu Salaam to kyaa Exception bhi fekega to catch kar lenge..
----Devang Verma
yeh tum logon ne kya naach gana laga rakha hai....abhi ELCTRONICS wale ki shayari suno......
Rocket tu meri.....mein tera fire.....
Rocket tu meri.....mein tera fire.....
Woofer tu meri........mein tera amplifier.........
:)
----Anupam Choudhari
Taaro ko pakadneki koshish ki, (Try-catch)
Apne Dil ko aapke taraf phenk diya, (Throw)
Aur toh aur aapko ek heera bhent diya, (Finally)
Jawaab nahi aaya toh nikat se jaancha, (Debug)
Aapke Exception se humne uttar jaan liya!
----Saurabh Singh
Wahhhhh wahhhhh dil jeet liya sakshar aur anupam bhai....as for devangs fake shayri
Arz kiya hai.....
Is mehfil mein har koi compiler tod shayri kar raha hai.....koi Java toh koi C++ kar raha hai....aur tu nikamma abtak baitha pseudo code likh raha hai
----Vishal Goradia
just the keep the ball rolling..

tune recursion ka naam lekar bezakova ki yaad dila di... aaj assignments ke bina bhi JAVA ne doston ki mehfil jama di..
----Sakshar Thakkar
Dushman na kare dost ne wo kaam kiya hai...
Geek-e-mehfil me Bezakova ka naam liya hai...
----Anupam Choudhari
Guitar mein humne C# bajaane ki koshish ki, Hume koi bataaye ki humne aisi kya galti kar di, Ki soorilay geeto ki dhun besoori nikal aayi!!
---Sakshar Thakkar
Java vaale naa baja sake C# aur C# vaale naa baja sake Java;
Guitar me language bajaao ge to besura hi paaoge na baawa!!!
----Amogh Badwe
wah wah....kya baat hai...
yaha thoda gaur farmaaiyega janaab.coming from db cluster student

java,c++,algos ki yeh dard bhari yaade puraani
magar sql queries banaye yeh shaam suhaani
----Sagar Kotak
is mehfil ko aise na rukao....chalo issi bahane ek aur shayri sunao...
hazaaron khwaish thi aisi ke har course kaminsky ke le....par har line main bug nikle....Bahut Nikle mere code mein bug, Magar phir bhi kam nikle....
----Sakshar Thakkar
mughtalakhe-momkin-e-chashm Kotak jaan ne bakhubi la-ilayat ghamkhe-parkhin farmaaya hain...
Kotak ki haazir-e-shaamiighil se roshan geek-e-mehfil ka har ek kona hai....
Kotak ki haazir-e-shaamiighil se roshan geek-e-mehfil ka har ek kona hai.......
(hazur kaminski ke class se bhi zyaada ghaur farmaaiyega agli kadi pe)
sone pe suhaage ka to suna hoga, kotak suhaage pe sona hai...
----Amogh Badwe
subhan allahh sakshar sahab.isi baat pe hum tumhe ek raat ke liye ek kaneez pesh karna chahenge.hume aasha hai aap yeh tohfa kabool kare.
---Sakshar Thakkar
maafi chaahta hun...
*haazir-e-shaamilghi...
----Vishal Goradia
tumne ki galti urdu main.. par humne maaf kar diya.. humne ki galti syntax main.. par sarkar ne C de diya.. :P
----Saurabh Singh
WAH WAH WAH Goradia....Kotak...Sakhshar...Amogh.....Geek-e-Mehfil ke is shaam mein aap logon ne jo madmast nagme pesh kiye wah wah....Kotak saab ne toh aaj hamein shayri suna ke hamare bug bug...err mera matlab rag rag mein josh jaga diya
----Saurabh Singh
C++ main likhta hun Java na samajhna....
Pass by reference kiya hai value na samajhna.....
----Anupam Choudhari
Wah Thakkar-e-alam, maan gaye! Ab Ek Jaam editors ke naam - -
Pico me khola toh emacs ne pukaara, VIM ke modes nahi toh mere chords se bhi paa chutkaara!
----Sakshar Thakkar
teri aankho ki gehraayion kaa yeh kaisa vyasan ho gaya;
teri aankhi ki gehraayion kaa yeh kaisa vyasan ho gaya;
Recursion karne ka tha Traversion ho gaya.
----Sagar Kotak
geek-e-mehfil main ek aur shayri...aur ye hum sab RIT ke coders ke liye...
Saari umar hum
Kaminsky ke Coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do...
Jeene do
Saari umar hum
Bezakova ke Errors fix kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do
Saari umar hum
Hemaspandra ke Nightouts kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….